I can't guarantee posts about boats and tigers, but here are the ramblings and thoughts of your's truly. Canadian through-and-through and a university student with a wandering brain. Bonus points if I make you laugh.

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

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youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via lady-ravenclawsome)

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Russell Howard (Right Here, Right Now)

(Source: themothersteacup, via lady-ravenclawsome)

This incident is what put me off self-touching for a few years. So our story begins. I was fourteen and I was masturbating in front of the television. There’s probably some fourteen year old boy in the audience going ‘I don’t know what he’s speaking about mother. Who is this nincompoop? I don’t even own a penis.’

So I was in front of the television. I was about halfway through the the process, when there came a knock at the window… I look and there is a man. In my garden. Looking at me. Smiling. Now I don’t know how you do it, but for me, it is NOT a spectator sport. And this really creeped me out, do you know why? Because this bloke winked at me…and then disappeared. I mean, he left the garden. He didn’t WOOSH. ‘That is one pervy fucking wizard… HOGWARTS! I’D LIKE TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!’

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poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via lady-ravenclawsome)

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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via pizza)

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thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

(via pizza)

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Two people who couldn’t go out into the world, so they made a world with each other.

(Source: bolties)

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